my sense of humor:

ironinkpen:

• suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)
• staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment
  
• *points at a garbage can* “that’s me”
• zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat
• *something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”
• “what are you doing” “my best”
  
• shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)
• “Bees?”
  

erinthepanda:

IF SOMEONE IS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AT SOMETHING DON’T SAY “IT WASN’T THAT FUNNY” JUST LET THEM LAUGH AND HAVE THEIR GOOD TIME DON’T RUIN THEIR FUN BC WHATEVER THEY’RE LAUGHING AT REALLY IS THAT FUNNY TO THEM

insanelygaming:

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