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aight fuckers I’m doing it I’m spending a full $4 to watch the first lotr movie, for the first time

so like I get, you know, power and malice and cruelty were ‘poured’ into the rings, but like. what did they actually put in those things. what fuckin gold gives a ring malice. why did the elves only get three.

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holy shit it’s Agent Smith with pointy ears

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this ring was made of weet-bix and nutri grain

it was in this moment, when all hope was lost, that issieldor-whoever took up his father’s sword -

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I’M SORRY BUT I’M LAUGHING THE RING GIVES THE BIG BAD GUY LIKE DARK MAGIC AND A DEMON ARMY TO CONTROL BUT EESEELDOOR PUTS IT ON AND HE JUST TURNS INVISIBLE

holy shit I just experienced seven and a half minutes of introductory exposition by a mysterious lady who apparently thinks VERY little of hobbits

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omg is this WHOLE movie exposition

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it has been remarked by some that a hobbit’s only real passion

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is for food

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FOOD

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a wizard is never late

says Ian McKellan, wishing he was Julie Andrews, Queen of Genovia

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I know absolutely nothing about either of these two but I already fucking love their relationship it’s beautiful

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OH SO BILBO’S THE FUCK THAT CAUSED ALL THOSE JUMP SCARES

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oh shit son he’s got the ring and the golem voice

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okay so that’s pretty fucking cute

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apparently every hobbit has an instinctual urge to hug Ian McKellen and honestly? same

holy shit guys I’m not even 20 minutes in I’m gonna have to make multiple posts

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Watching OP stumble ass over teakettle in love with this movie is amazing and these posts made my week

@pendragonness

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22 Jun 18   +  91,230 notes
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determamfidd:

houkakyou:

Sansûkh dwarrowdams!

Barís Crystaltongue - @the-dragongirl
Bani - @houkakyou
Mízim - @flukeoffate
Gimris - @aviva0017
Characters by @determamfidd
Photos - Mason Visuals

OH

MY 

GOD

14 Oct 16   +  942 notes
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lousysharkbutt:

sam… i have to be the very best… like no one ever was

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23 Jul 16   +  48,494 notes
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cy-lindric:

Finrod & Galadriel sketch

24 May 16   +  2,269 notes
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sarakipin:

Happy Holidays everyone!

02 Jan 16   +  12,584 notes
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thehobbitpanda:

rainnecassidy:

mamalaz:

Lord of the Gems

A Lord of the Rings/Avengers crossover. 

When the dark lord Thanos begins a quest to get all six infinity stones, it is left to a fellowship of exceptional beings to stop him.

oh hell yes

shiieldmaidenofgondor

06 Jul 15   +  8,401 notes
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errandofmercy:

voiceofnature:

A portrait of the Shire by Daniel Kordan

*wipes away tear*

17 Jun 15   +  46,130 notes
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The signs as Legolas’s derps

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25 Apr 15   +  13,218 notes
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ashi-burzum-ishi:

thorinobsessed:

littleladyonstars:

Tolkien inspired wall design

[nazgul screeching]

[nazgûl screeching intensifies]

20 Feb 15   +  43,244 notes
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bolsondelabolsa:

after 60 years, bilbo travelled to the east and thorin to the west. they met in the middle.

17 Jan 15   +  9,710 notes
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isaiah-and-sometimes-madi-strong:

abatchofcumber:

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lokistoletheimpala:

can we talk about Legolas in the back tho

I feel like I need to rewatch the entire series just focusing on Legolas.  

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It’s worth it.

The best part of this post is Orlando Bloom literally had no idea what was going on 95% of the time. He said in an interview once that no one ever told him anything and he just stood in the back ground making faces.

12 Jan 15   +  462,961 notes
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Anonymous asked:

I'm sorry if this sounds stupid but how many names does Gandalf have?

it does not sound stupid!! :) he has so many so many names (some of them are more like titles than names IMO)

ólorin (meaning dreamer/vision) - his original name in valinor… before he came to middle-earth

mithrandir (grey pilgrim) - to elves, dúnedain and people of gondor… and my fave name :)

grey pilgrim / wanderer - A common translation of mithrandir

tharkûn (grey-man/ staff-man) - to dwarves

white rider - after his return ans usually is referred like that when he is with shadowfax

greyhame - more ppl from rohan that use this name

stormcrow - to king théoden (again rohan)

láthspell (bc his news were bad) - again rohan (they dont like gandalf v much asjdksjakja) given by gríma

and last but not least gandalf (wand-elf or something like that) - most used/known name

there are other names like Old GreybeardIcánus but they are not v known or not v used…i think..i dont remember :T

09 Jan 15   +  85 notes
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kadeart:

This is my favorite scene. When Bilbo  standing among elf-king , human and wizard. He’s just a little (and freakin cute ) hobbit ,but he do the brave thing. 

That’s why I love Bilbo so much

08 Jan 15   +  9,817 notes
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purritt2b:

vincethepizzaprince:

My adventure ends here.
Go home. Be a good king. 
Farewell.

Reverse BotFA ending - because the actual one wasn’t painful enough:

what if Bilbo died instead of Thorin. 

Nope.

06 Jan 15   +  3,061 notes
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dakkun39:

Glorfindel

21 Dec 14   +  4,152 notes
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♦FF