hair is so fucking weird you know like it just sprouts out of little holes in your body and you style it and make it different colors what the hell
- i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
- and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
- AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
- WELL FUCK YOU
- MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa
imagine if snails had two tiny arms and two tiny legs and they just scuttered around on all fours everywhere that would be the most horrifying thing ever
Holy crap
You’d just be minding your own buisness, browsing tumblr
then suddenly
oh god
RUN FOR YOUR SOUL
