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sneakyfeets:

“I need heali-”
“SHUT UP BABY, I KNOW IT!”

30 Apr 17   +  44,273 notes
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tastefullyoffensive:

(via breakno)

01 Sep 16   +  166,867 notes
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basedgodtookmyusername:

Trying to use Gender Neutral pronouns, while living in the South.

[Closed captions]

Person 1: And Thank you for shopping with us. Have a nice day.

Person 2: ummm Have. Nice day…WHO? Didn’t your parents teach you any manners?

P1: umm have a nice day……….Thou

P2: SIR OR MA'AM? DO I LOOK LIKE A MAN OR WOMAN TO YOU? PICK ONE.

P1: *Sweating and studdering nervously* I JUST…i DONT….i just…i uhh…….HAVE A NICE DAY *clears throat* HOMIE!

30 Aug 15   +  107,746 notes
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