Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
i am really legitimately terrified of romney winning the electioni’m british and i’m terrified.
i’m greek and i’m terrified
i’m brazilian and i’m terrified
i’m german and i’m terrified
i’m polish and i’m terrified
i’m portuguese and i’m terrified
im from outer space and i’m terrified
i’m australian and i’m terrified
i’m norwegian and i’m terrified
I’m Mexican and I;m terrified
i’m greg and i’m an alcoholic
hi greg
what i said: i'm not religious
what they heard: babies are so delicious i drink the blood of toddlers every morning and suck out your kid's soul hail satan
On the flipside
what I said: i'm religious
what they heard: im a homophobic douche bag who hates everyone of different religion
