The Escapist

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pr1nceshawn:

Snapchat Puns.

iamagreenturtle:

mrprincesshorse:

therainbowgorilla:

alexianfireflies:

therainbowgorilla:

nextstepcake:

“Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws.”

“Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner.”

“Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket”

One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.

At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing

my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns

and those puns are literally the best

I NEED more asexual puns

those are indeed the best

“Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk”

“Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis”

“Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia”

“Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer.”

“Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler”

“Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you.”

“Ace Hardware: You can get Off™ in our repellent aisle”

mishasminions:

orange-plum:

happycontender:

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one

TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD I AM SO DONE

little-blue-thing:

^THIS

frenums:

simplydalektable:

spock-n-pleenoks:

nerdsarerhapsodic:

vulcanity:

ainsi:

vulcanity:

I knew you were tribble with you walked in. 

so shame on me now
warped me to places no man has been
and you beamed me down

now kirk’s lying on the cold hard ground

KHAAAAAANNN KHAAAAAAAANNN

Tribble. Tribble. Tribble.

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day