The Escapist

If your LGBTQ “ships” just involve who you “want to see fuck” that is fetishization. Reducing LGBTQ identities and relationships to sex acts negatively impacts those communities/people.

stoned-levi:

aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

look what you’ve done

this-too-too-sullied-flesh:

kristoffbjorgman:

hashadenoughpoptarts:

Step aside Jelsa

There’s a new Disney/Dreamworks crossover ship in town

can their ship name be Harming because they’re both colossal asshats who fuck everyone’s shit up and ruin everything

“oh, charming. if only there was someone who loves you.”
“there is, hans. me.”

k-iamironman:

singingoah:

apocalyptictacolord:

thoooooooooooooor:

#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

Unknown ship:

Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

Ship remains non-canon?

Ship remains non-canon part 2:

You ALMOST Ship something:

Someone ships something you don’t ship?

Someone insults your ship:

Ship becomes canon:

What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.

When someone shoots your ship down:

that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you

moomoomeep:

ohmycroft-holmes:

I still ship it

i ship the part that’s falling with the part that’s sinking 

Welcome to Tumblr: where we’ll actually ship sinking ships.

^REBLOGED JUST FOR THAT COMMENT

Most tragic of the otps

Just look at how they’re being ripped apart

And there’s nothing they or anyone else can do to stop it

It’s heartbreaking

That iceberg was such a cockblock.

It all happened so fast. One second we were together, happy as ever, gliding over the water without a care in the world. The next we were being ripped apart, probably never to see each other again. 

As the iceberg tore threw me I knew this would be the end; of the passengers, mine, and the love of my life…my other half’s, lives.

“Anic!” I called out, as our boards slowly fell apart, tearing us away from each other one by one.

“Yes, Tit,” she cried, desperately. I could hear in her voice that she was trying to be strong, but just as we were as a whole, she was crumbling herself. 
I felt myself being sucked into the water and I knew these would be our last words.

“I love you,” I whispered.

She couldn’t hear me over the screams and called out, asking me what I had said. But it was too late. I was going under.

I lost it at, “Yes, Tit.”

^^^^^

Reblogging for that fic! Omg!

sovietcarrot:

snivv:

tunacaptor:

lordengliish:

kannakurono:

johnkatier:

the-soul-eater-alchemist:

shinobiwarrior:

ponpongaygay:

insaneknightmare:

Homestuck

Hetalia.

Naruto.

Korra.

The homestuck fandom has over 1.1 million ships please name me a fandom that has more

I may.

Naruto, haveing 858 characters, (supporting, main, villan, ect,) Has a total pairing combination of 14904014355327162476555290414328719424370128465209622513945548240847934453517987532148538153540680560000064734232283446435089427096149665602683207094084076919437568780781674533990674708553852908863094935934425681787866290855836589989534154069534260902769719177005700713150643170742912223567235767456946909998701714246561169357179794660009372216790712635927908803061483068757053443642328292140398525196245951616698273363942063983865442455468091814841853923197406628460446564578577231324887109364979694973483656067013970418278117444265651463246673600056740864376135532788898566484074712359391719819620226390006681808672718208241770714822933732439310720565548522984043584729897267752370521638075370533586310537591285401411978299062149197718011828543676493608251270910659455861816163839586663800739929111942602252170879317848639815066626069268423494994624712256656800764006924083618292789440318736919989956450388885100494577677227359046085594775826159464156994326712059008200411898532440682019645143888162872496534840053414360829011371341382197001749347773067125463151516101757270551449243805990219063787628122745386098779331417184953541411802153653313952394616555575130883772093666250057443240402551950849226868816714489789910496541429688574585166182747099742256471834589658552207637639962661377426983147653440082047963985381203919376287055656960042865075997942802285209992540074280690592325450547459912432340064404723474682537642453042155553062152161257609838041689124001588004584666505844064756521527467629412489118483447368895281965982832185962135332027885614216230737968557017497845060578576363400418280022372768490591414615098722832599773244521811771479227182744227498528022201217031852503426806952669973497170997422351792858644688160968923410100223999281164522777904218815486835571438106050182763260271202774859181019721314202128358815403704013678664490612692608908463548984227703422501687783158265176454931216194465026708087400038400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 And that’s not ENTIRELY accurate. Now, the number of pairings doesn’t make a series great, its the story itself that makes it great. However, if a shipping war were to break out between Homestuck and Naruto, if we went by the number of possible ships, Naruto would win. By a LANDSLIDE. 

There is 840 Homestuck characters, not including alternate timeline versions of characters, and tricksters, and many others, and that is only listing the characters who have a full wiki page. Not including selfcest, there are an infinite amount of ships, because you can not only ship them in love, but in Homestuck, you can ship them in moiraillegiance, kismesitude, and auspisticeship, which is OT3s. Naruto may have 18 extra characters, but we have four seperate ways we can ship each ship! And for auspisticising, each three of the characters involved can play the part of the auspistice! Homestuck has infinite ways to ship, and sorry, but would beat Naruto.

i feel like all fucking hell is about to break loose between the two most unexpected fandoms—naruto and homestuck

good luck naruto and homestuck fandoms

im just gonna throw in my 2 cents and say with the info from this post

that naruto having 858 characters, if we were to ship all of them with all of them (858*858) there is a possible 736,164 ships.

homestuck has 840 characters (the same variables applying from the posts above about different timelines, tricksters, ect.) yields 705,600 ships(840*840) romantically. homestuck has 3 other types of romance so if we multiply that number by 3 we get 2,116,800 ships. give or take a few thousand/hundred thousand due to the different forms of each character.

so unless i did my math wrong, homestuck has naruto beat by 1,380,636 pairings

justadream2you:

Hunger Games> Life…. Well isn’t that ironic?

ask-lugia:

ask-arceus:

Maybe I’m too intimidating…

This is so sad, but goddamn those are some spiff-tastic shoes!