The Escapist

tangentqueenofdragons:

oh-em-gee-wowe:

cup-noodle:

Tag yourself im Lunch

Pasta

@ace-pergers-syndrome I’m chicken nugget

snakesenpai:

kaijutegu:

lokittyofcatsguard:

snakes have gone through millions of years of evolution to become one of the most lethal hunters in the world 

and we parent them and call them noodles and boop their snoots and squeeze their headboobs 

i think they’re secretly offended

My ball python got himself stuck in a paper towel roll earlier. I think he needs a parent.

Ahhh yes the mighty predator.

explodinghye:

ah yes, snakes. the long dogs. the ploppy puppies. the lively noodles. the snoot boops. the excited spaghettis