It’s so concerning how social-media has glamourised the worst of human attributes: vanity, exaggerated self-importance, boastfulness, materialism, deception, envy, ostentation, narcissism, superiority. Please don’t be programmed into believing that any of these traits are positive, they’re not.

Put this in museums . Everyone needs to see this

scaredpotter:

when women say “i hate men” they mean it in the “stop hurting me and my sisters” kind of way, not the “i want to rape, murder and oppress you” way. you know, the way men hate women.

greglestrade:

[x]

unearthlyenemy:

hope I’m doing this right

narcomanic:

narcomanic:
i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale
i mean really
what is going on here

mytruthnow:

When Iphone’s autocorrect fails!!! HAHAHA laughing so hard!! LOL

50 Situations That Make You Feel Like A God

by =LaauraF

01. When your smart-ass reply leaves someone speechless.
02. When your friends back you up.
03. when a teacher uses your work as an example of a perfect grade.
04. When you drop your toast and it DOESN’T land on the butter side.
05. When you ALMOST fall down the stairs.
06. when your nail polish lasts for a long time.
07. When a smart person agrees with you.
08. When you manage to fart stealthily in public.
09. When you do something really embarrassing but no one sees it.
10. When a hot guy/girl checks you out.
11. when someone says they wish they looked more like you.
12. When you get a compliment.
13. When someone appreciates your compliment.
14. When something you say changes someone’s point of view on the matter.
15. When your advice/encouragement helps greatly.
16. When you catch your crush staring at you.
17. When you get a message/text from someone you want to talk to.
18. When you’re in a line that moves faster than all the others.
19. When someone you look up to approves of your existence.
20. When when someone makes/buys something for you without you asking for it.
21. WHEN THERE ARE FREE SAMPLES OF FOODS YOU LIKE.
22. When you fall, but get no injuries.
23. When someone compliments your taste in music.
24. When your parents leave you in charge.
25. When someone can respect your interests even though theirs are different.
26. When you and your friends dislike the same people and have group rants.
27. When you have a cool dream and you actually remember it.
28. When stupid people make you feel smart in comparison.
29. When you turn your book exactly to the page you wanted right away.
30. When when the person next to you on a roller-coaster is more scared.
31. When when you make something that looks too delicious to eat.
32. When you step on crunchy leaves or crunchy snow.
33. When an annoying person realizes they’re annoying.
34. When you wake up from a nap and realize you still have plenty of time.
35. When you wake up to the smell of bacon.
36. When you take the nacho with the most cheese on it.
37. When animals like you.
38. When you don’t get caught sleeping in class.
39. When a teacher sees you skipping but doesn’t care.
40. When someone can tell that you want to be left alone.
41. When you and your friends do stupid things in public
42. When you get away with having your feet on the seat in front of you in the movie theater.
43. When someone you dislike posts a tweet/status update about how miserable they are.
44. When you win at Mario-kart.
46. When you multitask and don’t screw up.
47. When someone admits to being jealous of you.
48. When you get the last slice of pizza.
49. When things go better than you expected.
50. When you finish reading this list.

The Escapist

50 Situations That Make You Feel Like A God