The Escapist

inkling12:

The perfect halo
Of gold hair and lightning
Sets you off against
The planet’s last dance

flurgburgler:

the whole squad would make excellent drinking buddies (except bruce ‘too blessed to be stressed’ banner, who can just enjoy some calming herbal tea for now)

maniibear:

chibisquirt:

unicornempire:

lesbianjasontodd:

this is literally the best Thor tribute ever.. even the opening dialogue is on rhythm

This was awesome, oh my god the ending is so fucking perfect. THANK YOU.

@maniibear, @silentwalrus1, @tetrodotoxinb - I’m pretty sure all three of you will appreciate this, and you’ll have three different reasons for it!

um i love this for all reasons thanks

slvrhvk:

No More White People AU

Alfie Enoch as Loki

slvrhvk:

No More White People AU

Aldis Hodge as Thor

themorbidmedic:

sexualthorientation:

thor gif challenge: [3/3] outfits
↳the deep red long sport coat that ruined my life (avengers: age of ultron)

sexualthorientation:

thor gif challenge: [3/3] outfits
↳the deep red long sport coat that ruined my life (avengers: age of ultron)

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

squeaky-fangirl:

anthemofthefates:

poeticallydisposed:

julstorres:

leupagus:

ifeelbetterer:

“Starting to root for this guy” as in “They sent me to kill her and I made another call” kind of root for this guy? Did he and Coulson make a deal after the whole whoops-Black-Widow-is-now-an-asset-sorry-Coulson deal where Coulson made Hawkeye promise to tell him when he started rooting for the person he was supposed to shoot in the head? How many times has this been a problem for Hawkeye? Is he, like, known in SHIELD for being the agent who might adopt the target you sent him to kill?

I firmly believe that this is what happened with him and Natasha. Like, Fury gives Clint the order, the next thing he knows Barton’s dragging Natasha in being like BOSS CAN I PLEASE KEEP HER I PROMISE TO CLEAN UP ANY BODY PARTS SHE LEAVES LYING AROUND PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEASE

And his instincts aren’t bad, he manages to pick out people who will actually be assets, so it makes Coulson think twice when he says it?

HEAD CANON FUCKING ACCEPTED.

#DAMMIT BARTON STOP BRINGING IN STRAYS

“IF YOU WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR YOURE AN AVENGER”
Coulson (heard in the distance): “godDAMN IT BARTON”

I completely lost it at the last Coulson bit

vigilanteavocados:

amuseoffyre:

lyrangalia:

leodicapriose:

gotham:

^{Thor deleted scene}

#weeping #if u don’t like thor i don’t like u

WHY WAS THIS DELETED.

I love how Thor learns to interact by watching and listening. Look at that last gif. She is showing acceptance and appreciation to him by touching his arm, so he reciprocates! Because he appreciates her too.

Also, he knows he did something that was culturally inappropriate and asks for permission to return to the restaurant instead of just assuming that replacing the cup made it okay.

claredycat:

I can’t even handle this right now I’m so happy 

foolishunicorn:

I just managed to screenshot this and I’m fucking dying omg

mastermemer420:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

spirit-star:

ultrafacts:

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Now just imagine Loki and Tony doing a rap battle and the other Avengers are watching and putting bets on who will win.

Thór said:

Hush the, ill wight,    or my hammer of might,

          Mjolnir, shall shut thy mouth;

my right hand will hew thee   with Hrungnir’s bane,

         and break every bone in thy body.

Loki said:

To live I mean   a long time yet,

     though with the hammer you threaten:

great Skrymir’s strings   seemed stout to thee,

nor mightest thou get at thy meat

and, unharmed, thou wast hungry.

-The Poetic Edda, Lokasenna (The Flyting of Loki), stanzas 61 and 62

idrawboobs:

scarystardragonball:

These two excessively handsome acting men in peak physical fitness are are at their oldest in their early 30s. Their higschool and early college years were the height of Dragonball Z’s popularity.